twice the funny

I have 3 year old twins. They talk a lot. A lot. A lot. A-LOT. Usually it's pretty funny.

The Excitement is Building

Elle decorating the tree

H-Turn on the Cwistmas lights daddy!
Me-Ok, ok, hold on…there you go…
H-Oh those are so beautiful daddy. I’ve never seen them before.
Me-They’ve been up…

H-I wish my backpack could talk. Me-what? Why?
H-cause that’d be magic and stuff. Me-yes it would.

What’s your favorite color?

Pink and Purple…shocker

Me-What’s your favorite color?
H-Pink…and purple..but more pink.
E-I like Purple…and blue and green and purple.

Sometimes you have to wonder how…

Me-you havin fun?
H-oh my gosh yes daddy. I could do this all day. daddy when I get bigger can I be a awtist? I can paint faces and stuff.

E-hey sister…what are you doin?
H-oh nothin…makin a cwistmas list…checkin my Facebook.

Me-when use use that tone it doesn’t sound nice.
H-whatever you say dad.
Me-still sarcastic.
H-like you?
Me-then you do understand?
H-yep.

Why is it difficult having daughters? That’s a good question….The hardest part of having girls. http://t.co/RHQVfv6l

Me-you wanna tall to mommy?
H-yeah let’s talk to her on Facebook.
Me-umm…(speechless)

Me-what up huds? You still sleepy from your nap?
H-no I’m just a little stwessed.
Me-stressed about?
H-oh just stuff. I’ll be ok daddy.

I love writing the funny stuff, trust me, but sometimes it’s not - Some things just aren’t that funny. http://t.co/5BSxXbYQ

Some things just aren’t that funny.

PawPaw 3

In the hospital

It’s not often you have the opportunity to meet a person who has such a profound impact on his family the way Tracey’s grandfather, Albert DelPico (PawPaw) had on his….

Some things just aren’t that funny.

PawPaw 3

In the hospital

It’s not often you have the opportunity to meet a person who has such a profound impact on his family the way Tracey’s grandfather, Albert DelPico (PawPaw) had on his….

Me-Elle I love your raspy voice but when you get a cold you sound like urkle.
E-thanks…what’s a urkle?
Me-a nerd.
E-Mmm nurds candy!