Dangerously Sweet and Scary Smart
What do you do when your 4-year old’s master the art of negotiation…so much so that it would put most car dealers to shame?
What do you do when your 4-year old’s master the art of negotiation…so much so that it would put most car dealers to shame?
H-I wish my backpack could talk. Me-what? Why?
H-cause that’d be magic and stuff. Me-yes it would.
Me-you havin fun?
H-oh my gosh yes daddy. I could do this all day. daddy when I get bigger can I be a awtist? I can paint faces and stuff.
E-hey sister…what are you doin?
H-oh nothin…makin a cwistmas list…checkin my Facebook.
Me-when use use that tone it doesn’t sound nice.
H-whatever you say dad.
Me-still sarcastic.
H-like you?
Me-then you do understand?
H-yep.
Why is it difficult having daughters? That’s a good question….The hardest part of having girls. http://t.co/RHQVfv6l
Me-you wanna tall to mommy?
H-yeah let’s talk to her on Facebook.
Me-umm…(speechless)
Me-what up huds? You still sleepy from your nap?
H-no I’m just a little stwessed.
Me-stressed about?
H-oh just stuff. I’ll be ok daddy.
I love writing the funny stuff, trust me, but sometimes it’s not - Some things just aren’t that funny. http://t.co/5BSxXbYQ
Me-Elle I love your raspy voice but when you get a cold you sound like urkle.
E-thanks…what’s a urkle?
Me-a nerd.
E-Mmm nurds candy!